Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Your Weekly Dose of Crazy

"S. Frog, sir."
"Shut up. Would you come in, please? Shut the door, have a seat."
"What is it?"
"It's about your latest spot, Frog."
"S. Frog, sir."
"Shut up."
"Yes, sir. You mean the vaguely horrifying one for the completely innocuous product?"
"The very one I want to discuss."
"What about it, sir?"
"Well, it's horrifying, but we find that it isn't quite awfully horrifying enough yet."
"Aren't the viewers defecating in fear, sir?"
"Some of them are, Frog."
"S. Frog, sir."
"Shut up. Some of them are, but not ALL. We want people to think not only of cannibalism, Frog, we want them to think of cannibalism of their own families and loved ones, do you understand me?"
"Well...we could make the soup blood red, sir."
"By Jove, I think that would do it, Frog."
"S. Frog, sir."
"Shut up. Make the soup blood red, Frog."

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