Just doing my part to help fight the war against the war against the War On Christmas. Here's a great big Denny's skillet platter full of "Christmas", courtesy of those goofy 32-year-old "teenagers" of 90210.
After about a minute of this, your brain will fall out and start crawling toward the nearest vat of spiked eggnog.
Ludichristmas, guys. It's Ludichristmas.