The Real Dawn Summers thinks that - Tyler Durden style - Astin and I are the same person, even though he's Canadian (hockey jersey) and I'm not.
I think I am the Tyler Durden in this fantasy, though perhaps I flatter myself. If I had a nickel for every time I had been compared to Brad Pitt, I would have no nickels.
I always scoffed at Dawn, but no more.
Finally, we have video evidence.