Hey, donkeys. Oh Captain has set up a charity tournament at Mook time, and Buddy Dank has moved the Mookie aside for a week to help the cause. Proceeds going to the Ronald McDonald House, which is not a house that serves fast food to kids. It's actually a really, really awesome and positive thing.
Poker, like clowns and country music, proves that even something ridiculous and creepy can sometimes be used for good.
So if you have children, or if you have ever been a child, or know a child, sign up. Do it even if you won't play (you weren't going to win anyway). It's the right thing to do.