Thursday, April 23, 2009

We Are America

Well, I was kind of contemplating one of my typical 20,000 word screeds on the torture memos that are leaking out. Always fun to read, those are, I'm sure. (Talk like Yoda, I do, mmyesss.)

Then Shep Smith of Fox News (!) had a "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" moment on air, and pretty much boiled it down to a handful of words, and now I don't have much else to say.

Word, Shep.


Riggstad said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!1 How did I miss that???

And since when did Sheppard Smith become so liberal????

We don't fucking torture???

He must live in New Jersey :)

Julius_Goat said...

Well, New Jersey is near America, so, you know . . .

Not sure when Shep got so liberal. When did torture become a conservative value?

Astin said...

Well, as usual, I can't see the video from work.

But you fail to see the truth here. It's not that FOX or anybody on it is turning liberal, it's just that they have to be against Obama at any cost. Since these memos leaked during his administration, they must blame him and be against it.

Of course, most FOX people are angry not about the torture but the fact the memos got out.

Hell, you've got Cheney and Rove trying to get the CIA to declassify information now so the American people can see the truth! Who are these guys?

Julius_Goat said...

Heh, heh, heh. It would help Astin to see the video.

Shep is actually (and awesomely) ANTI torture.

In your defense, though, your comments do apply to so-called conservatives in media over the past few weeks. You made the assumption and got two-outed.

Mondogarage said...

"When did torture become a conservative value?"

Around December 2000, when the Supreme Court decided the 2000 presidential election.

This is so awesome. I'm glad you watch Fixed News Channel for us, so that we don't have to.

KajaPoker said...

Good one. Here's another to add to your daily dose of crazy:

Oh and he has his own YouTube channels with lots of other vlogs.

You're welcome.