Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Flogging My Silly Bloggament 007: An Actual Reason

Just a reminder to each and every one of you out there that the time is rapidly approaching. What time, you ask? Why, the time to make a truly awful bankroll decision, of course! Just think, if you play in this, you may not be able to afford a Big Game further down the road. And THAT one actually has a TOC seat riding on the line. This one? Meh, not so much. Just pure donkery.

Anyway, I won't belabor the total lack of BBT4 points available, the high buyin, the fast structure that makes a mockery of the superstacks, the BBmT champion Donkavatar jersey, the fact that you'll be "treated" to another one of my rambling liveblogs, or any of the rest of it.

Today my reason to sign up for the BBmT is a real one: Signing up early is the only way to ensure that I write up a totally slanderous bio of you in the liveblog. That's right, liveblogging while playing is a contact sport, and once the tourny got going in earnest, I was hard-pressed to come up with gems such as this one:

pvanharibo invented the little card that explains what beats what in poker. What you don't know is that she included some subtle errors in there, like saying a straight beats a flush and that top pair beats everything. She's since used the misinformation to make a pretty penny, and let's face it, this explains what you see online more than anything else I can come up with. In her spare time, pvanhairbo sneaks into people's homes and magnetizes their silverware. Her favorite Frank Zappa song is Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink.

and instead was relegated to sad little nonsense like this:

Maigrey is known to have a collection of over 5,700 mugs, all of them showing a different paragraph of Tolstoy's War and Peace. Her favorite Frank Zappa tune is Peaches en Regalia.

Terrible. So don't let that happen to you. Sign up early, sign up often (you know, if you multi-account).

Also, look! Maigrey came and played last time! Come on, how cool was that? Get in there!

Bad Bankroll Management Tournament
Sunday, April 5, 2009
$50 + $5
Full Tilt Poker
password: busto


SirFWALGMan said...

LJ says A3o All in Pre-Flop beats anything. :P.

SirFWALGMan said...