I know what my readers want. So often they write me, saying:
"Goat, I enjoy your fake strategy for dumb poker play and your somehow even dumber real strategy posts, and the TV stuff is all right, I guess, but what I'd like is an Italian trailer for a real movie set in Venice Beach featuring a team of street basketball-playing litle people and a clearly bankrupt-in-every-way Dennis Rodman."
I have heard you, my people. I have heard you.
The wait is over.