The Bad Bankroll-Management Tournament is only three weeks away. I know, it's hard to believe that we're that close, isn't it? When I first announced this thing back in the spring of 1994, it seemed like the day would never come. Now, it's breathing down our necks: the only blogger tournament that is almost certainly a bad bankroll decision, with no overlay, no prizes, no BDR scheduled, really no reason at all to play.
How can you resist?
This week's reason to play? Honor. Bravery. That's right, think of all the stories that inspire you. Are they about characters that make the sensible decision and grind away every day at safe levels? No! They're about blue-faced crazy people who attack thousands of trained soldiers with a knife in their teeth and the skinned fur of a rabbit on their head. Sure, they wind up with their intestines yanked out and wrapped around a maypole, but at least they went for the gusto, baby.
Because your opponents can take your bankroll . . . but they can never take . . . YOUR DONKEYNESS!!!!!!
So sign up now! Before it's too late! There are only about 552 hours left to make a really bad decision for your online roll.
Now watch this clip to get a full dose of total inspiration, and then use password "busto" to lock in your seat. You know you wanna.
Bad Bankroll Management Tournament
Sunday, Jan. 4, 2009
$50 + $5
Full Tilt Poker