Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Lines

Tonight's the night that this madness is happening:

I may be playing or I may not -- who knows? More to the point, who cares?

Here's my betting lines:

Chances of Fuel berating somebody: Yes.

Percentage of one-outers hit: 87%

Head explosions from the unfairness of it all in the first hour: 4

Percentage of Players Playing Tight on the Bubble: 76%

Low Money Prize: $1.70

Total Elapsed Time: 5 hours

First Prize: $18.90

Percentage of Players Inebriated: I love you, man!

Number of "BOOOOM"s: 5,890

Number of "ROAR"s: You're dumb.

Percent represented by this statistic: 59%

Percent representing the rest of it: 43%

Margin of error: 2%

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