Tonight's the night that this madness is happening:
I may be playing or I may not -- who knows? More to the point, who cares?
Here's my betting lines:
Chances of Fuel berating somebody: Yes.
Percentage of one-outers hit: 87%
Head explosions from the unfairness of it all in the first hour: 4
Percentage of Players Playing Tight on the Bubble: 76%
Low Money Prize: $1.70
Total Elapsed Time: 5 hours
First Prize: $18.90
Percentage of Players Inebriated: I love you, man!
Number of "BOOOOM"s: 5,890
Number of "ROAR"s: You're dumb.
Percent represented by this statistic: 59%
Percent representing the rest of it: 43%
Margin of error: 2%