Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Brightside





















Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When your Aces get all crack-y
Don't do dumb chatbox attacky
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of cards
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
Even if your whole table is composed of LAGtards
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo

If your luck seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to never limp your pocket Kings.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of LOL Donkaments
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
Because when the ISD fills laughter is your only defense,
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo

For razz is quite absurd
Busting out's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the entire rail a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of card death
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
Just before your opponent out-draws your heart from your chest
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo

Poker's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and blogs are a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Drop the hammer as you go
Just remember that the last drop is on you.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand . . .


Always look on the bright side of chops.
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
Let's be happy that at least someone will come out on top

(Come on guys, cheer up!)

And always look on the bright side of cards
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo

Always look on the bright side of cards
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo

(Worse things happen in Vegas, you know.)

Always look on the bright side of cards
Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)

Whoo hoo, whoo hoo whoo hoo hoo hoo
(You know, your talent started at nothing - it ended at nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)

Always look on the right side of life...


Wait for it . . .


Wait for it . . .




BOOOOOM!

10 comments:

katitude said...

What can one say when LOL and LMAO and ROTFLMAO aren't enough?

You, my friend, are one very funny guy.

Instant Tragedy said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Astin said...

I shall be the lone voice of dissent I suppose. I find song parodies quite unfunny when written down.

Now if you could get a video of you singing it...

Julius_Goat said...

Astin,


Don't fuss and fret and frown,
When parody's written down.

It only makes you want to eat a knife.

When the Goat writes up a turd,
Remember, he's a nerd.

The gheyest one you've known in all your liiiiiiiiiiiiife.

And,

Always look on the bright side of song parody.

Whoo hoo, whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

For on this blog they're a relative rarity.

Whoo hoo, whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

ElSnarfoGrande said...

Very well done sir.

When can we expect "Every Ace is Sacred"?

Jestocost said...

Get in the vase!

My brain hurts!

--Mr. D.P. Gumby, Floral Arranger

pokerpeaker said...

It's a great song, too, which makes it that much better.

Astin said...

Snarfo - I imagine right after "Never be rude to a red pro", "Isn't it awfully nice to have a flush draw?", "Lose to my ace, and tell me that you love me", and "Knights of the green table".

Julius_Goat said...

We'll do the Blogger's Philosopher Drinking Song first.

gg Bruce, gg.

Shrike said...

Oustanding, as always.

MP=pure genius.

Goat on MP=pure genius redux.