My wife is suspicious of me.
My three year old daughter, E, is playing a game of Memory. She asks my Beautiful Nurse Wife:
E: What's this game? What's it called? Is it poker?
BNW: Is it POKER?! Where did you hear that?
E: Is it poker?
Sniff. I've never been so proud. Now I have to teach her how to semibluff with 15 outs twice.